tastefullyoffensive:

Coming soon, to a theatre near you. [bitfiend]

humpthe-moist-cavewall:

lumos5001:

benedictcumbercake:

inbox:

I’m a teenager why does my back hurt I’m not 70 years old

Boobs.

period cramps

*Mom voice* it’s that damn computer again

new item on the menu

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shes  not even a duck….

geminiio:

i need ferguson to go down in history books. i need school children in the year 2074 to learn about michael brown being shot on august 9th, 2014 by officer darren wilson. i need this to spark a movement. this can not lose the focus of society a mere month after it happened. 

Do you think dan actually said those things?
Anonymous

idk man

theres a possibility, but it seems a bit too harsh. hes annoying, and constantly misgenders me, but hes never been absolutely terrible.

of course the person is gonna have to come off anon and talk to me or kai if it actually happened bc idk

i dont rlly like getting angry over something that can possibly not be a thing that happened, but i also   don’t like when   my friends receive death threats so  l ike, yknow

 meh, whatever though

fanfiction by the spooky

mrspookyman:

haha watch as i never finish this ever the end

The clock sat at the kitchen table, sorting through stacks of paper whilst humming a familiar discordant tune to himself. He scanned through each sheet of paper, reading its contents, and then placed it in the appropriate pile in front of him, making sure that each neatly stacked pile of papers were properly organized.

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severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

dan-the-moonchild was in my friends join.me and he said he wanted to beat you up and kill you. he doesnt know my tumblr and he might get angry at me if he finds out my tumblr so im telling u this on anon :(
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i-am-secretly-birdman:

that is not okay

i seriously hate dan now

wait what was this a thing that actually happened?

i mean dan said that  he didn’t say such a thing in the message he sent me 

  who is this anon? 

anon come off anon, if ur too scared then we’ll jus t keep the messages private n shit but idk man

just  report him if  hes being weird like this bc srsly thats  j ust    ru de

why is the feels guy always looking right?

cyberjock:

danbutt:

because his gf left

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sailorsoldiersofjustice:

colorfulusagi:

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I love this! 

~Mercury

type my art